The Times South Park’s Cartman Was Unbelievably Inappropriate

Though there is no way to accurately count Cartman’s staggering, yet indirect kill count in South Park, “Scott Tenorman Must Die” highlights his unflinching ability to commit murder for the sake of petty revenge.

After being conned out of $16.12, Cartman swears to everybody that he will exact revenge upon Scott Tenorman, who sold him a bag of pubes for $10, and then ripped him off for the remainder of the sum through a clever accounting prank.

After a number of failed revenge plots, like trying to get a pony to bite off Scott Tenorman’s wiener, Cartman busts out the big guns, and decides to throw a chili cook-off where he could humiliate his new arch-nemesis.

To everybody’s disgust, Cartman orchestrates an elaborate plot to get Scott’s parents killed so he could grind their bodies up into chili, and feed them to him. At the conclusion of this episode, Kyle and Stan come to the realization that they should never mess with Cartman again.