Itty Bitty Titties
Honky Tonk Jukebox Band Lyrics

Jump to: Overall Meaning ↴  Line by Line Meaning ↴We was swappin stories with a bunch of the guys, some were the truth and some were lies. we were talking bout all them girls we known and how they love them big titties so.
Well they looked at me and said well how bout you? i said boys them itty bitty titties will do, well they were laughing at me and calling me weird and i said boys, let me tell you bout them itty bitty titties.
Well it seems all the boys that were doin the laughin learned about their titties in national geographic, learned about mine in a girl scout tent, let me tell you how my education went.
when she opened her blouse well i stared at aw cause i was in love with what i saw and though them titties may have lacked in size them titties were alive and right in front of my eyes.
Yeah itty bitty titties
itty bitty titties
itty bitty titties
itty bitty titties i love itty bitty titties
Well i still remember all the fun i had, that girl scout shoulda won a merit badge, i swore when i got back to the city i was gonna get some more of them itty bitty titties.
Now itty bitty titties fit right in your mouth, you don't have to worry bout the sides falling out they got itty bitty nipples just the size of nickels, itty bitty titties what i'm talking about.
Yeah itty bitty titties.
itty bitty titties
itty bitty titties
itty bitty titties
i love itty bitty titties
Who else loves them itty bitty titties in here?
Now itty bitty titties don't need no brazier cause they stick straight out in the atmosphere and when you get old they won't fall of your chest itty bitty titties are the very best...
And now i don't give a damn about mrs. dolly give me itty bitty titties and i'll get my jollies they melt in your mouth they fit in your hand, itty bitty titties are the joy of the land.
That's right
Yeah itty bitty titties
itty bitty titties
those itty bitty titties
itty bitty titties
i love itty bitty titties
Now every story has a moral to it, being the moral young man i am i'm going to tell you the moral of this story.
You ready boys? well i've heard it said all over this land that you can judge a man by the size of his hand so if you want yourself a girl with a tight little kitty you better find yourself a girl with itty bitty titties.
Yeah itty bitty titties
itty bitty titties
those itty bitty titties
itty bitty titties

i love itty bitty titties
I do how bout you?

Overall Meaning

The Honky Tonk Jukebox Band's song "Itty Bitty Titties" is a humorous and lighthearted ode to small breasts. The song is a sort of response to the common cultural preference for larger breasts and the societal pressure on women to conform to this standard. The lyrics describe a scene in which a group of men are discussing their preferences for big breasts, and the singer shares that he actually prefers smaller breasts, to the amusement of the other men.

The singer tells a story about an encounter in which he saw a woman with small breasts and was enamored, despite the fact that they were smaller than what he was used to. He goes on to extol the virtues of small breasts, saying that they fit easily in the mouth and hand, and don't require a bra. The song is tongue-in-cheek and meant to be comedic, but there is also an underlying message about body positivity and the idea that all bodies are beautiful, regardless of size or shape.

Line by Line Meaning

We was swappin stories with a bunch of the guys, some were the truth and some were lies. we were talking bout all them girls we known and how they love them big titties so.
We were sharing tales about the girls we knew and how they all loved big breasts, some stories were true, and some were not.

Well they looked at me and said well how bout you? i said boys them itty bitty titties will do, well they were laughing at me and calling me weird and i said boys, let me tell you bout them itty bitty titties.
My friends asked about my preference, and I replied that I like small breasts, which made them laugh at me and call me weird. So, I decided to tell them about the joys of itty bitty titties.

Well it seems all the boys that were doin the laughin learned about their titties in national geographic, learned about mine in a girl scout tent, let me tell you how my education went.
While my friends learned about breasts from National Geographic magazines, I had my personal education in a girl scout tent that taught me to appreciate small and delicate breasts.

when she opened her blouse well i stared at aw cause i was in love with what i saw and though them titties may have lacked in size them titties were alive and right in front of my eyes.
When a girl showed me her small breasts, I was in awe because they were beautiful and lively. Even though they may have been small, they were perfect to me.

Yeah itty bitty titties itty bitty titties itty bitty titties itty bitty titties i love itty bitty titties
I love small breasts, and I can't stop talking about them. They are the perfect size for me.

Well i still remember all the fun i had, that girl scout shoulda won a merit badge, i swore when i got back to the city i was gonna get some more of them itty bitty titties.
I had a great time with the girl who showed me her small breasts in the girl scout tent. I promised myself that I would find more small-breasted girls in the city.

Now itty bitty titties fit right in your mouth, you don't have to worry bout the sides falling out they got itty bitty nipples just the size of nickels, itty bitty titties what i'm talking about.
Small breasts are the perfect size to fit in the mouth, and you don't have to worry about them falling out. They also have small nipples that are just the size of nickels.

Who else loves them itty bitty titties in here?
I'm curious to know if others share my love for small breasts.

Now itty bitty titties don't need no brazier cause they stick straight out in the atmosphere and when you get old they won't fall of your chest itty bitty titties are the very best...
Small breasts don't need a bra because they naturally stand out, and they won't sag as much as larger breasts when you get older. Small breasts are the best.

And now i don't give a damn about mrs. dolly give me itty bitty titties and i'll get my jollies they melt in your mouth they fit in your hand, itty bitty titties are the joy of the land.
I no longer care about Mrs. Dolly, who presumably has larger breasts, because small breasts are what give me pleasure. They are the perfect size to melt in your mouth and fit in your hands, and they are a true delight.

That's right Yeah itty bitty titties itty bitty titties those itty bitty titties itty bitty titties i love itty bitty titties
I can't get enough of small breasts, and I'm happy to say it out loud. Itty bitty titties are the perfect size for me.

Now every story has a moral to it, being the moral young man i am i'm going to tell you the moral of this story. You ready boys? well i've heard it said all over this land that you can judge a man by the size of his hand so if you want yourself a girl with a tight little kitty you better find yourself a girl with itty bitty titties.
Every story has a lesson, and as a moral young man, I want to share this one. It's said that you can judge a man's endowment by the size of his hands, so if you want a girl with a tight vagina, find one with small breasts.

Yeah itty bitty titties itty bitty titties those itty bitty titties itty bitty titties i love itty bitty titties I do how bout you?
In case you missed it, I love small breasts. Do you share my preference?

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