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Brony Polka (Weird Al Style Medley)

Brony Polka
AnimatedJames Lyrics


Jump to: Overall Meaning ↴  Line by Line Meaning ↴When you're rife with devastation
There's a simple explanation:
You're a toy-maker's creation
Trapped inside a crystal ball

And whichever way he tilts it
Know that we must be resilient
We won't let them break our spirits

As we sing our silly song

Isn't it great to be different?
Isn't it wonderful to be exactly who you are?
Once you learn to start accepting yourself
You'll become a shining star

Carrot Top, go beyond us
You're a late star, time to fool us
Keep your friends close, they're what drive you
To the cosmos that describe you

Carrot Top, go beyond us
You're a late star, time to fool us
Keep your friends close, they're what drive you
To the cosmos that describe you...

(...May!) call it a crash, I call it a fly in
Here to perform on this desert-ed island
Jealous, 'cause I leave a pony smiling?
You need to chill, 'cause you knowing who I am

Out here, no cell phone service
With a blank stare, it don't serve its purpose
Not worthless, look under the surface
Clear blue sea and these ponies are shirtless
(Clear blue sea and these ponies are shirtless)

I'm Trixie welcome to the show
Got magic tricks so here we go
We're gonna have some fun
Hold on to your hats

We don't care who you are anymore
Just pack your things go out the door
You claim that you're performing
Don't make us laugh

I have something more
We've seen it before
It's much more special
We'd rather be in hell

It might be the same act
Be patient you'll see
You can call it fake
But this is real magic

It's real magic, it's real magic (Yeah yeah)
It's real magic, M-A-G-I-C!

Fate has been cruel and order unkind
How could I have sent you away?
The blame was my own; the punishment: yours
The harmony's silent today (-ay) (-ay) (-ay)

But into the stillness I'll bring you a song
And I will your company keep
Till your tired eyes and my lullabies
Have carried you softly to sleep
(Sleep)
(Sleep)
(Sleep)

Hey Cheerilee, hey Cheerilee
I'm afraid to raise my hand
I have something to ask you
'Cause I want to understand

It's not about homework
It's about 1 + 1 is 2
Hey Cheerilee, hey Cheerilee
I think I'm in love with you

Yeah I own this beat
You can call me the king or the ruler
Felon on bass, getting hoarse at the mic
We're getting 20 percent cooler

We had a great day out
Calling my name like Ferris Bueller
Time to wrap this up
We're getting 20 percent cooler (Hey!)
We're getting 20 percent cooler
We're getting 20 percent cooler now!

Human beings fascinate me, being just the way they are
Tell me, little pony, can you push a cart or drive a car?
Lyre is my instrument, but humans strum their sweet guitar
It's a mystery, anthropology!

Discord, I'm howling at the moon
And sleeping in the middle of a summer afternoon
Discord, whatever did we do
To make you take our world away?

Discord, are we your prey alone
Or are we just a stepping stone for taking back the throne?
Discord, we won't take it anymore
So take your tyranny away!

Why can't I mention Fluttershy and her timid, loving mind
How she can be herself near animals, but shies away from her own kind?
Why can't I mention Pinkie Pie and the way she kind of
Acts a bit like me sometimes?

You see I use to hate that I liked My Little Pony
Not any more, I'm proud to be a brony!

When you're flying up there (up there)
In the sky (the sky), rising high (-sing high)
Every hue, it's like a dream (a dream)
Out of this world (this world), into a new (a new)
When you're soaring up there in the sky (the sky),
Spread your wings (your wings), and you will see (you'll see)
The cirrus swirl shimmering down below
And you'll recognize the glow
From the Double-

-Rainbow's tale isn't quite as nice
As the story we knew of sugar and spice
But a rainbow's easy once you get to know it
With the help of the magic of a pegasus device

(Yeah! What do you know about Nightmare Night, son?!)

Welcome Fillies and Gentlecolts, there's no reason to scream
Your favorite princess is back, she's walking up on the scene
She has been stuck on the moon, but that's no reason to fret
She's not a nightmare no more, so buckle down and get set

She's coming, gracing her subjects, she ain't leaving no choice
She's gonna blow you all back with her Equestrian voice
So cover all of your fears and stow away all your fright
The lunar princess is back to bring the nightmares tonight

So put down that cello and go grab the bass
'Cause we're swingin' here tonight, this ain't no fancy music place
You just gotta let it go, from everything that tells you no
Even if this is not your type of show, your type of show

Hello I'm Sweetie Belle and I want to play
Hello I'm Rarity and I have to work all day
So can I work with you and help you a lot?
So sorry I'm busy so please keep your mouth shut

Do you still hate me (I don't)
Can you play with me (I can't)
Can we do something right now?
I can't (I can't) we can't (we can't)
No Sweetie! What have you done!
I just wanted to have fun!
I don't want to be your sister just get out of my life!
Get out of my life, hey!

You've hair soft as feathery down
Wide eyes to look into
Such trust and vigor for life!
I am your pony waifu!

That makes my poor heart burst with glee!
Please promise that it's true!
That you would deign to choose me!
I am your pony waifu!

I gave you my heart and then you turned around
The secrets that we shared, the moments that you cared
I gave you my heart and then you turned around
We went streaking in the park, skinny dipping after dark

I gave you my heart and then you turned around
Depressing melodies, suppressing fantasies
I gave you my heart and then you turned around
(Twilight please make this song end, we're a bunch of floating heads!)

Since we're not related, it'll be okay!
It'll be okay!

Just kidding I'm not done

'Cause I'm a picture perfect pony
A picture perfect pony pony pony pony
Picture perfect pony
Picture perfect pony pony pony pony

Give me a smidge of confidence
Give me a speck of something that makes sense
Give me an idea of dependency
Give me a dash of loyalty
Loyalty

So together we are all lost on the moon
We all share our home on the moon, we
Forever we are lost on the moon, together
We pay your crime on the moon

Together we are lost on the moon
We all share a home on the moon
Forever we are lost on the moon
(Moon)
(Moon)
(Moon)

I comb the crowd
But I can't see your face out there, no
I'm playing now, won't wait on love

I'm paralyzed
From all these whispers in my brain, yeah
I'm focused now, I won't give up

You hurt me now, but I won't cry
I am Octavia
You hurt me now, but I won't cry
I am Octavia

Sorry Neon, I just can't concentrate, I just... I just gotta go!

Aside from Anthropology, this is my favorite one

I'll cook up a solution with the knowledge I've accrued
They say a kitch-en time saves nine, but I'm just saving two!
I've gathered the ingredients to make some time sorbet
There's hardly room for seconds when the seconds melt away!
(Seconds melt away!)
(Seconds melt away!)
(Seconds melt away!)

Watch as I work my gypsy magic
Eye of the newt and cinnamon
Watch as the matter turns to batter
Open the portal, jump in!

Buy some apples, buy some apples

Open the portal and jump in
Open the portal
Open the portal
Open the portal
Open the portal jump
Open the portal jump
Open the portal jump in!
Yeah!

Don't Mine at Night!


Overall Meaning

The lyrics to AnimatedJames's song Brony Polka contain a medley of references to various characters and themes from the animated series My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. The first section of the song references resilience in the face of difficulty and the importance of self-acceptance. The lines "Isn't it great to be different?" and "Once you learn to start accepting yourself, you'll become a shining star" are an optimistic message indicating that by accepting our own individuality, we can overcome adversity and achieve great things.


The song then shifts to references to different characters and their unique personalities, highlighting their strengths and quirks. The lines "Hey Cheerilee, hey Cheerilee, I'm afraid to raise my hand" depict the character Sweetie Belle's adoration for her teacher, while "Discord, whatever did we do, to make you take our world away?" references the character Discord, who frequently causes chaos in the show. The song ends with references to various other themes, including magic and the power of music.


Overall, the lyrics of Brony Polka celebrate the diversity and individuality of the show's characters, promoting the idea that by accepting ourselves and one another, we can overcome challenges and live fulfilling lives.


Line by Line Meaning

When you're rife with devastation
When you're overwhelmed with destruction and distress


There's a simple explanation: You're a toy-maker's creation
There's a straightforward reason: You were created by a toy-maker


Trapped inside a crystal ball
Confined within a crystal sphere


And whichever way he tilts it
And no matter which direction he tilts it


Know that we must be resilient
Understand that we must be strong and adaptable


We won't let them break our spirits
We won't allow them to crush our determination or enthusiasm


As we sing our silly song
As we sing our lighthearted and whimsical tune


Isn't it great to be different?
Isn't it wonderful to be unique and distinct?


Isn't it wonderful to be exactly who you are?
Isn't it marvelous to embrace your true self?


Once you learn to start accepting yourself
Once you learn to begin embracing and approving of yourself


You'll become a shining star
You'll become a radiant and exceptional individual


Carrot Top, go beyond us
Carrot Top, surpass our expectations or abilities


You're a late star, time to fool us
You're an unexpected star, it's time to surprise or deceive us


Keep your friends close, they're what drive you
Maintain a strong bond with your friends, as they are your motivation


To the cosmos that describe you
To the vastness of the universe that defines or characterizes you


(...May!) call it a crash, I call it a fly in
(...You) may call it a failure, I call it a brief setback


Here to perform on this desert-ed island
Here to entertain on this deserted island


Jealous, 'cause I leave a pony smiling?
Envious because I bring joy and happiness to ponies?


You need to chill, 'cause you knowing who I am
You need to relax, because you know my true identity


Out here, no cell phone service
Out here, there is no cell phone coverage


With a blank stare, it don't serve its purpose
With an empty expression, it fails to fulfill its function


Not worthless, look under the surface
Not without value, examine what lies beneath the exterior


Clear blue sea and these ponies are shirtless
Crystal clear ocean and these ponies are without clothes


I'm Trixie welcome to the show
I'm Trixie, welcome to the performance


Got magic tricks so here we go
Have magic tricks, so let's get started


We're gonna have some fun
We're going to enjoy ourselves immensely


Hold on to your hats
Prepare for an exciting and thrilling experience


We don't care who you are anymore
We no longer care about your identity


Just pack your things go out the door
Simply gather your belongings and leave


You claim that you're performing
You assert that you are putting on a show


Don't make us laugh
Don't try to make us find it funny


I have something more
I possess something greater


We've seen it before
We have witnessed it previously


It's much more special
It's significantly more unique and extraordinary


We'd rather be in hell
We would prefer to be in an unpleasant or unfavorable situation


It might be the same act
It could be the identical performance or routine


Be patient you'll see
Be patient and you will understand


You can call it fake
You can label it as false or counterfeit


But this is real magic
But this is true sorcery or enchantment


It's real magic, it's real magic (Yeah yeah)
It's authentic magic, it's genuine magic


It's real magic, M-A-G-I-C!
It's authentic magic, M-A-G-I-C!


Fate has been cruel and order unkind
Destiny has been harsh and the structure has been unfair


How could I have sent you away?
How could I have banished you?


The blame was my own; the punishment: yours
The fault was mine; the consequence: yours


The harmony's silent today (-ay) (-ay) (-ay)
The harmony is quiet or absent today


But into the stillness I'll bring you a song
But in the calmness, I will offer you a song


And I will your company keep
And I will stay by your side


Till your tired eyes and my lullabies
Until your weary eyes and my soothing songs


Have carried you softly to sleep
Have gently transported you to sleep


Hey Cheerilee, hey Cheerilee
Hey Cheerilee, hey Cheerilee


I'm afraid to raise my hand
I'm frightened to raise my hand


I have something to ask you
I have something to inquire about


'Cause I want to understand
Because I want to comprehend or grasp


It's not about homework
It's not in relation to schoolwork


It's about 1 + 1 is 2
It's in regards to basic arithmetic: 1 plus 1 equals 2


Hey Cheerilee, hey Cheerilee
Hey Cheerilee, hey Cheerilee


I think I'm in love with you
I believe I have fallen in love with you


Yeah I own this beat
Yeah, I dominate this rhythm or musical accompaniment


You can call me the king or the ruler
You can refer to me as the monarch or the leader


Felon on bass, getting hoarse at the mic
Criminal on bass, straining my voice at the microphone


We're getting 20 percent cooler
We're becoming 20 percent more impressive or outstanding


We had a great day out
We had a fantastic day outside


Calling my name like Ferris Bueller
Calling my name enthusiastically like Ferris Bueller


Time to wrap this up
Time to conclude or finish this


We're getting 20 percent cooler
We're becoming 20 percent more impressive or outstanding


We're getting 20 percent cooler now!
We're becoming 20 percent more impressive or outstanding now!


Human beings fascinate me, being just the way they are
Human beings captivate me, simply existing as they are


Tell me, little pony, can you push a cart or drive a car?
Inform me, small pony, can you move a cart or operate a car?


Lyre is my instrument, but humans strum their sweet guitar
Lyre is my musical instrument, but humans play their melodic guitar


It's a mystery, anthropology!
It's an enigma, the study of humanity!


Discord, I'm howling at the moon
Discord, I'm loudly and expressively voicing my dissatisfaction


And sleeping in the middle of a summer afternoon
And snoozing in the middle of a summer afternoon


Discord, whatever did we do
Discord, what exactly did we do


To make you take our world away?
To cause you to seize or snatch away our world?


Discord, are we your prey alone
Discord, are we your only target or victims


Or are we just a stepping stone for taking back the throne?
Or are we just a means to an end for reclaiming the throne?


Discord, we won't take it anymore
Discord, we refuse to tolerate it any longer


So take your tyranny away!
So remove your oppressive rule or control!


Why can't I mention Fluttershy and her timid, loving mind
Why am I forbidden from mentioning Fluttershy and her shy, affectionate nature


How she can be herself near animals but shies away from her own kind?
How she can freely express herself around animals but withdraws from her own species?


Why can't I mention Pinkie Pie and the way she kind of
Why am I prohibited from discussing Pinkie Pie and the way she somewhat


Acts a bit like me sometimes?
Behaves similarly to me on occasion?


You see I use to hate that I liked My Little Pony
You see, I used to despise the fact that I enjoyed My Little Pony


Not any more, I'm proud to be a brony!
No longer, I am proud to be a brony!


When you're flying up there (up there)
When you're soaring through the sky (the sky)


Rising high (-sing high)
Ascending strongly


Every hue, it's like a dream (a dream)
Every color, it's reminiscent of a fantasy (a dream)


Out of this world (this world), into a new (a new)
Beyond this world (this world), into a different one (a new)


When you're soaring up there in the sky (the sky)
When you're gliding up there in the sky (the sky)


Spread your wings (your wings), and you will see (you'll see)
Extend your wings (your wings), and you will witness (you'll see)


The cirrus swirl shimmering down below
The cirrus clouds twist and sparkle beneath


And you'll recognize the glow
And you'll identify the luminosity


From the Double-
From the Double-


-Rainbow's tale isn't quite as nice
-Rainbow's tale isn't quite as pleasant


As the story we knew of sugar and spice
Compared to the tale we were familiar with, full of charm and sweetness


But a rainbow's easy once you get to know it
But a rainbow is simple once you become acquainted with it


With the help of the magic of a pegasus device
With the assistance of the enchantment generated by a pegasus device


(Yeah! What do you know about Nightmare Night, son?!)
(Yeah! What do you know about Nightmare Night, son?!)


Welcome Fillies and Gentlecolts, there's no reason to scream
Welcome young female ponies and gentlemen, there's no need to cry out


Your favorite princess is back, she's walking up on the scene
Your beloved princess has returned, she's making her presence known


She has been stuck on the moon, but that's no reason to fret
She has been trapped on the moon, but there's no reason to worry


She's not a nightmare no more, so buckle down and get set
She's no longer a terrifying presence, so prepare yourself


She's coming, gracing her subjects, she ain't leaving no choice
She's arriving, bestowing her presence upon her subjects, she's not giving anyone a choice


She's gonna blow you all back with her Equestrian voice
She's going to amaze and astound you all with her powerful voice


So cover all of your fears and stow away all your fright
So conceal all of your fears and suppress all of your terror


The lunar princess is back to bring the nightmares tonight
The moon princess has returned to induce nightmares tonight


So put down that cello and go grab the bass
So abandon the cello and pick up the bass


'Cause we're swingin' here tonight, this ain't no fancy music place
Because we're grooving or rocking here tonight, this isn't a sophisticated musical venue


You just gotta let it go, from everything that tells you no
You simply need to release yourself from all the things that say no to you


Even if this is not your type of show, your type of show
Even if this isn't your preferred style of performance, your preferred type of show


Hello I'm Sweetie Belle and I want to play
Hello, I'm Sweetie Belle and I desire to engage in play


Hello I'm Rarity and I have to work all day
Hello, I'm Rarity and I must labor throughout the day


So can I work with you and help you a lot?
So can I collaborate with you and provide assistance?


So sorry I'm busy so please keep your mouth shut
Apologies, I'm occupied, so please remain silent


Do you still hate me (I don't)
Do you still despise me (I don't)


Can you play with me (I can't)
Can you engage in play with me (I can't)


Can we do something right now?
Can we undertake an activity at this moment?


I can't (I can't) we can't (we can't)
I am unable to (I am unable to), we are unable to (we are unable to)


No Sweetie! What have you done!
No Sweetie! What have you accomplished!


I just wanted to have fun!
I simply desired enjoyment!


I don't want to be your sister just get out of my life!
I do not wish to be your sister, just leave my life!


Get out of my life, hey!
Depart from my life, hey!


You've hair soft as feathery down
You have hair that is as soft as fluffy feathers


Wide eyes to look into
Big eyes to gaze into


Such trust and vigor for life!
Such confidence and liveliness for life!


I am your pony waifu!
I am your pony partner or companion!


That makes my poor heart burst with glee!
That causes my unfortunate heart to swell with joy!


Please promise that it's true!
Please assure me that it's genuine!


That you would deign to choose me!
That you would condescend to select me!


I am your pony waifu!
I am your pony partner or companion!


I gave you my heart and then you turned around
I bestowed you with my heart and then you betrayed me


The secrets that we shared, the moments that you cared
The confidential information we exchanged, the times that you showed concern


I gave you my heart and then you turned around
I bestowed you with my heart and then you betrayed me


We went streaking in the park, skinny dipping after dark
We ran naked through the park, went swimming without clothes after sunset


I gave you my heart and then you turned around
I bestowed you with my heart and then you betrayed me


Depressing melodies, suppressing fantasies
Melodies that induce sadness, fantasies that are stifled


I gave you my heart and then you turned around
I bestowed you with my heart and then you betrayed me


(Twilight please make this song end, we're a bunch of floating heads!)
(Twilight please end this song, we're a group of disembodied heads!)


Since we're not related, it'll be okay!
Since we're not family, it will be fine!


It'll be okay!
Everything will be alright!


Just kidding I'm not done
Just kidding, I am not finished


'Cause I'm a picture perfect pony
Because I'm an ideal and flawless pony


A picture perfect pony pony pony pony
An ideal and flawless pony pony pony pony


Picture perfect pony
An ideal and flawless pony


Picture perfect pony pony pony pony
An ideal and flawless pony pony pony pony


Give me a smidge of confidence
Give me a small amount of self-assurance


Give me a speck of something that makes sense
Give me a tiny bit of something that is logical


Give me an idea of dependency
Give me a notion of reliance or dependence


Give me a dash of loyalty
Give me a small amount of faithfulness


Loyalty
Faithfulness


So together we are all lost on the moon
So collectively we are all stranded on the moon


We all share our home on the moon, we
We all inhabit and possess our residence on the moon, we


Forever we are lost on the moon, together
Permanently we are disoriented on the moon, together


We pay your crime on the moon
We endure the consequences of your wrongdoings on the moon


Together we are lost on the moon
Together we are disoriented on the moon


We all share a home on the moon
We all inhabit and possess our residence on the moon


Forever we are lost on the moon
Permanently we are disoriented on the moon


(Moon)
(Moon)


(Moon)
(Moon)


(Moon)
(Moon)


I comb the crowd
I search through the crowd


But I can't see your face out there, no
But I can't discern your face there, no


I'm playing now, won't wait on love
I'm performing now, won't delay for love


I'm paralyzed
I am unable to move or act


From all these whispers in my brain, yeah
From all these murmurs in my mind, yeah


I'm focused now, I won't give up
I'm concentrated now, I won't surrender


You hurt me now, but I won't cry
You harm me now, but I won't weep


I am Octavia
I am Octavia


You hurt me now, but I won't cry
You harm me now, but I won't weep


I am Octavia
I am Octavia


Sorry Neon, I just can't concentrate, I just... I just gotta go!
Apologies Neon, I simply cannot focus, I just... I just must depart!


Aside from Anthropology, this is my favorite one
Apart from Anthropology, this is my preferred one


I'll cook up a solution with the knowledge I've accrued
I'll create a solution using the knowledge I've gained


They say a kitch-en time saves nine, but I'm just saving two!
They say a cook time saves nine, but I'm only saving two!


I've gathered the ingredients to make some time sorbet
I've collected the elements to create a time sorbet


There's hardly room for seconds when the seconds melt away!
There's barely any time for additional servings when the time dissipates!


(Seconds melt away!)
(Seconds dissolve!)


(Seconds melt away!)
(Seconds dissolve!)


(Seconds melt away!)
(Seconds dissolve!)


Watch as I work my gypsy magic
Observe as I exert my enchanting gypsy powers


Eye of the newt and cinnamon
Eye of the newt and cinnamon


Watch as the matter turns to batter
Observe as the substance transforms into batter


Open the portal, jump in!
Unlock the portal, leap inside!


Buy some apples, buy some apples
Purchase some apples, purchase some apples


Open the portal and jump in
Unlock the portal and leap inside


Open the portal
Unlock the portal


Open the portal
Unlock the portal


Open the portal jump
Unlock the portal and leap


Open the portal jump
Unlock the portal and leap


Open the portal jump in!
Unlock the portal and leap inside!


Yeah!
Yeah!


Don't Mine at Night!
Don't mine during the night!


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